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a stupid fuck who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Sleeps all day and drinks all night. Impulse buys of random shit to try and get pussy. One with poor hygiene, and reuses jizz stained underwear on a continuous basis.
"Did you see that szpak at the party last night."
"OMG it's a SZPAK!!!"
by Layne Houston January 10, 2012

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