Sweater robe. One of those belted, thigh-length sweaters that princessish girls who drive Saturns wear.
I thought that girl in my History class was cute until the first cool day this September when she showed up in a swobe. Game over!
an acronym for Shorty With One Big Eye - S.W.O.B.E.
It rhymes with globe.
Girl: Hey check out the swobe, I hope he doesn't try to touch me.
Guy: Wow, he's certainly the shortest guy with the wonkiest eye.