The practice of smoking while 'taking a whizz'/pissing.
Was dying for a fag - but had to go to the jacks - so I had a swizz instead
by JohnRob June 29, 2006
An unfair deal; a rip-off.
"Car insurance is a swizz"
by Stephen86 February 22, 2007
Something that is cool.
"Yo Ernie, thats a pretty swizz hat you got on"
by PimpDaddy Swizz March 11, 2004
The sticky combination of sweat and jizz that collects around the base of a man's penis following sex.
Nick reached for a Kleenex to wipe off the swizz that had resulted from their marathoin sex session.
by Laughlynne August 19, 2013
everything in the world.
swizz on that! dude i can't even swizz anymore.
by leanne rhimes December 31, 2008