Pricey Watches, Dirty Money, Good Weed, Cheap Discount Beer, and Expensive Fun are among the things to be found in Switzerland: a small, central European nation known for its wealth, the secrecy of its banks, mountains, and the extensive military defense lines. Every house has a bomb shelter and a military issue rifle as they have a draft. The pedestrian will note that streets tend to be dead by 10 and walking around you are confronted by walls and hedges. Everywhere.
"Hey man, if the world was going to fall apart where would you want to be?"
"Switzerland, without a doubt. I'd use the bank vaults to horde artifacts and books that we could use to rebuild the planet, and then sell it to people when the time is right."
"Hey, wanna go skiing this weekend?"
"Man, I can't afford to go skiing, I'm broke from trying to hit on rich Genevoise girls."
A country in central Europe with beautiful mountains known as the Alps. Every citizen has an assault rifle, would be a very tough country to invade.
Don't mess with the masters of chocolate.
Not so helpful in the war; but nice chocolate.
"So what part did Switzerland play in WW2?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone"
A landlocked European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. Its banks are world-renowned for their secrecy. Capital is Berne.
Switzerland is the neutral piggy bank of the world.
Switzerland is a country in Europe, but:
Switzerland isn't Sweden!
And Swiss is not the same as Swedish!
American: "Where you from?"
Swiss tourist: "I'm from Switzerland"
American: "Oh nice, I like the Swedish girls!"
v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.
Joe: Hey, whaddya
think about those Red Sox
finally winning the World Series?
Louie: Hey, I don't wanna
get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.
A country that is small and neutral.
“The Swiss are small and neutral.”
#1 for gettin money, banks, watches, weapons, chocolate and weed!!!
At the center of Europe,Switzerland is one of the most multiracial country. We speak 4 main languages: French, German, Italian, Romansh and of course English.
My watch is arrivin right from Switzerland...
Ooh man!In switzerland we got the biggest market of weed..let me get this fuckin white widow...