by Joshua Hewlett April 9, 2008
This occurs when you find that your boyfriend/girlfriend's roommate is a far better match for you. This leads you to think of a plan to "switch" roomates. However, this is not an easy task. People during the middle ages were locked up for even thinking about it.
My jokes bounced off my girlfriend like superman but her roommate laughed hysterically. I then decided it was definitely time for the switch!
by The spencinator March 26, 2005
A flimsy tree branch used for whoopin' kids asses! Usually picked by the person who is about to get the ass whoopin'. Switch's grow on all trees and can be used if there is no belt or shoe around.
1. Grandma: Get yo' ass outside and go pick a switch cuz I'm bout to whip your ass for actin' a fool at school today.
2. You better not pick a small switch for your whoopin' becuz she'll send you back out to pick a bigger one.
3. Boy 1: What happen your your legs??
Boy 2: I got a whoppin' last night with a switch.
Boy 1: Damn, is that abuse?
Boy 2: Apparently my Mom does not think so.
2. You better not pick a small switch for your whoopin' becuz she'll send you back out to pick a bigger one.
3. Boy 1: What happen your your legs??
Boy 2: I got a whoppin' last night with a switch.
Boy 1: Damn, is that abuse?
Boy 2: Apparently my Mom does not think so.
by L-Breezy March 14, 2007
Friend 1: which one is y’all? Are you a top or bottom???
Friend 2: Top.hehe (dom)
Friend 3: bottom! (Sub)
You: I’m actually switch
...Silence...
*Everyone looks at you like your the Antichrist.*
Friend 2: Top.hehe (dom)
Friend 3: bottom! (Sub)
You: I’m actually switch
...Silence...
*Everyone looks at you like your the Antichrist.*
by SwitchesEnriches April 14, 2020
A full auto selector for Glock pistols. It is considered a machine gun and illegal under federal law. Popular among thugs in chicago.
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