2 definitions by L-Breezy

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A flimsy tree branch used for whoopin' kids asses! Usually picked by the person who is about to get the ass whoopin'. Switch's grow on all trees and can be used if there is no belt or shoe around.
1. Grandma: Get yo' ass outside and go pick a switch cuz I'm bout to whip your ass for actin' a fool at school today.

2. You better not pick a small switch for your whoopin' becuz she'll send you back out to pick a bigger one.

3. Boy 1: What happen your your legs??
Boy 2: I got a whoppin' last night with a switch.
Boy 1: Damn, is that abuse?
Boy 2: Apparently my Mom does not think so.
by L-Breezy March 14, 2007

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A phrased used to tell your best-girl "Happy Birthday".
Girl 1: Happy birthday bitch!

Birthday Girl: Thanks gurl, I'm gettin' fucked up tonight!
by L-Breezy March 14, 2007

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