The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.
When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.
A poo that leaves little or no residue. Only one sheet of toilet paper is required when wiping. Dry wipe swipes are deemed as the best type of poo in the pooing world. They're rare for some, frequent for others. One can often tell whether a dry wipe swipe is on the way, 5 to 10 minutes prior to pooping.
When a person is out of toilet paper and simply uses the side of the hand in a swiping motion to get it all out at once, usually followed by a long period of hand washing.
I was out of toilet paper in there, man.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?
When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."