ball sweed

\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.

1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."

by mobileboner March 28, 2011

sweed

something pertaining to marijuana that is sweet.

guy 1: yo man i just got an ounce of hawaiian kush online for 50 bucks. we smoked 73 blunts.... SO high
guy 2: dude that is so sweed!
guy 3: yeah? well i got 50 ounces for 50 bucks... BITCH

by c@rL0z October 28, 2010

sweed

when being high, you mean to say "smoke weed" but accidently say the two together getting Sweed

Man I love to sweed!!!

by Ashis April 21, 2011

Sweed

a can of weed smell.
used by people who want to pretend to be potheads.
comes in areosal can for easy application.

"Yo man, you high?" -Shmelly
"nah its just sweed" -Shmagma

by Candy in Cookie August 15, 2005

sweedes making my Twinkie doo

When the “stuff” makes your “teletubby” dance

“Very sweaty feet, these sweedes making my Twinkie doo”
“Jessicas sweede makes my Twinkie doo”

by HandsomeZ December 26, 2019

Sweed Tea

Tea containing marijuana that is brewed and prepared like regular ice tea with sugar. Sweet tea + Weed= Sweed Tea

"Wow, what a nice summer day it is. I could go for some music and an ice-cold glass of sweet tea!"
"Or, better yet, how 'bout I brew up some Sweed tea? Eh?"

by hcb95 October 28, 2011

Sweed

"Sweed" English slang for a person's head

I kicked the football right off his sweed

by Christofthejesus January 25, 2021