Top Definition
When two men stand on either side of a females head, each with their scrotum on an ear, and their penis draped over her head resembling earmuffs.
John and I gave this asian hooker a nice set of SWEDISH EARMUFFS the other day.
by bill-nie-the-science-guy October 08, 2009
A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.
female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."


male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"
by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009
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