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1 definition by bill-nie-the-science-guy

When two men stand on either side of a females head, each with their scrotum on an ear, and their penis draped over her head resembling earmuffs.
John and I gave this asian hooker a nice set of SWEDISH EARMUFFS the other day.
by bill-nie-the-science-guy October 08, 2009