Sweatjack 

(n.) derived from local Massachusetts phenomenon "Sweaty Jacky"

Refers to an attractive female, who under normal circumstances is quiet, friendly, intelligent, and charming; however, after consuming an exorbitant amount of alcohol, undergoes an "Incredible Hulk"-like metamorphosis. Symptoms commonly include sweatiness, greasiness, dead gaze, crossed eyes, hives, acne breakouts, invitations to hookup, bad breath, lack of understanding of personal bubbles, extreme urge to get others drunk, intermittent crying interspersed with dancing, and falling out of hammocks into pools.

Dude, I think I'm gonna try to hook up with Sarah tonight at the party.

No way, man! She's a total Sweatjack!

Sweatjack by TemperanceFan October 14, 2004

Sweatfucked

The process of being rubbed up against by someone sweaty due to overcrowding at a bar, club, etc. Typically results in the victim being severely grossed out and either gracing the offender with a dirty look or trying to avoid looking at them for fear of being further traumatized.

That gross dude over there just totally sweatfucked me; it's like Disney World in July in here.

Sweatfucked by megme July 6, 2011

Swagjacker 

A person who steals somebody's characteristic style.

"That kid said 'radical!' Tim always says that."
"Wow that kid is a swagjacker."

Swagjacker by Teoy December 25, 2009

Quack Quack Seatback

Similar to "Fives" or calling "shotgun", "Quack Quack Seatback" is a common way to lay short-term claim to a seat you're about to vacate when with a larger group. Sometimes shortened to "Quacks."

Person A: "Hey, you stole my seat."
Person B: "It's my seat now."
Person C: "No, he called Quack Quack Seatback. Move it."

Quack Quack Seatback by Joe G! January 5, 2006

seatjack 

to steal ones seat when they leave it for a moment

When Jenny got up to get a drink, she got seatjacked by Harry.

seatjack by YeahRealSimple February 10, 2010

Sweatacious 

to become sweaty, to perspire

Why are you so stanky? I was cuttin da grass and I got all sweatacious.

Hot crawfish make me sweatacious.

Sweatacious by Wordmeister Brew May 10, 2011

seatback love

action verb, the act of recieving oral sex in either a front car seat, movies, airplane, train, bus anywhere where you can recline your seat

Yo! On the way home from the party ole girl gave me some seatback love all the way to her driveway.

seatback love by Mr Corey February 22, 2009