A Douche that wears skinny jeans and argyle sweaters. Loner at parties. Attempts to deceive straight, hot girls into thinking he is gay so that they will not be threatened buy him. Solicits their feedback on sweaters. Offers a shoulder to cry on and a ride home. Invariably slips roofie into subject's drink and takes them back to their mom's basement to violate them.
Did you hear about Jessica? She broke up with Billy and woke up in Sweaterguy's (aka John) mom's basement the next morning.
by NOT_a_Sweaterguy March 16, 2012