Pro Swatter

who calls the SWAT Team to raid a persons house And are very good a doing it

example - Chum managed to Swat her house 10 times the dude is a pro swatter.

example - Chum and koozi are pro swatters the fbi couldn't even stop them.

by ChumLUL December 16, 2020

Twat Swatter

A girl that prevents another women from getting laid. The female version of a "cock blocker."

-WOW! she is such a twat swatter!
-How?
-She just stole by boyfriend!

by Josh Ridz May 19, 2009

dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

Cunt Swatter

A female who prevents another female from getting laid.

Similar to Cock Blocking

Coined by Dane Cook.

Girl 1: So Jill, did you finally get it on with Steve?
Gir 2: No, Amy told him I had some horrible disease.

Girl 1: That Cunt Swatter!

by Eeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz May 18, 2009

cock swatter

a women who stops another women from getting laid. also known as twat swatter.made famous by dane cook.

"I tried to take that girl home, but her friend is a total cock swatter."

by jabbawoky May 24, 2009

fly-swatter

In snowboarding: A fall caused by catching an edge and falling forward, slapping the ground very quickly and forcefully

Yo, like I was shralping down the hill dude, hit a wack tranny, sketched across some warped boilerplate and boosted a Gigandoidtron. Rolled down the windows, did a fly-swatter and had a yard sale.

by The Sticks Doctor March 5, 2006

twat swatter

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.

I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.

by jnehvy August 25, 2009