An individual whom enjoys being on the receiving end of Anal and Facials whilst playing a banjo to the tune of "its raining men". Can sometimes be to the tune of "YMCA".
"Did you hear Dustin was into staticus? He was with Joe last night!"
Putting on neither coat, nor hat, nor boots, grabbing neither his car keys nor his bag, he prepared for another staticursion, staying where he was, where he had been, and where he would be for the foreseeable future - home.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."