swanson

Slang for a man's penis. Possibly only used in Sault Ste. Marie Michigan, possibly Canadian in origin.

My swanson is erect, engorged, and tingling.

by Troy H. August 6, 2006

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swansoning

The act of replying to annoying and stupid people on the internet with a disapproving look from Ron Swanson.

He commited the act of swansoning after the feminist called kissing a form of slavery.

by Ronf******Swanson June 9, 2017

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Swansoning

1. A phrase for when someone says something and he/she ruins the whole topic of conversation with a comment or expression.

2.The joke was suddenly ruined when my friend Swansoned it by his horrendous laugh. The joke was no longer funny and everybody realized that they just swansoned that.

3. Swansonings definition means an expression or remark expressed in a group setting that ruins the whole vibe that can never be reverted.

by Created, made, exhibited April 3, 2018

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Ron Swanson

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.

"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson

by hamzawesome January 20, 2013

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