Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 5, 2022

swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.

While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?

by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019

Swan Dive

When a student at Florida State University goes to eat at the Suwannee Room.

Nick and I are gonna Swan Dive later tonight if you wanna come with.

by colleg October 27, 2018

Swan Dive

A great song that maximas cast hates because he has no taste in music

Swan dive is a great song

by Colt1911dude March 18, 2019

Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities

Oi Robbie, swan dive?

by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019

Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home

Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.

by DannyMc810204 March 4, 2016

swan dive

what bakugo wanted deku to take off the roof of the building

“Why don’t you just take a swan dive off the roof of the building?

by scifiny July 27, 2023