Swan Fuck

A problem which is impossible to solve or extremely difficult to solve.

Or when someone which makes a moment so awkward its difficult to endure.

john: Last night my girl wouldn't let me stick it in her ass,
Paedro: Sounds like quite the swan fuck
john: It was, but i did it anyway and came out looking like a cola icepop
Paedro:WTF, you just swan fucked me

Swan Fuck by Flaming Hardon November 30, 2011

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fuck swan

a type of insult directed at a person who would probably fuck a swan and also probably on their period

that bitch is a fuck swan

fuck swan by RainbowfuckyourshitupDash January 1, 2015

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swanfucker

Noun. One who performs sexual intercourse with swans, frequently used as an insult or term of abuse.

Tim, you are such a dirty rotten swanfucker!

swanfucker by MFerg September 3, 2011

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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