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Swaggasm 

An overwhelming and euphoric sensation that one experiences when their swagg is turnt "on"
" Yo son i got up out tha shower and put my fresh gear on, i looked in tha mirror and gave myself a SWAGGASAM"

when I put the Ralph lauren polo under the John Wills hoodie with the macthing J. Crew linen shorts and Riviera top-siders... I had a fullbody swaggasm~
Swaggasm by trevg713 August 6, 2010

Swagtastic Trio 

a group of three people (usually male) who walk into a social event and all eyes are on them. they seem to attract everyone with their level of swagger. and all of their swagger combined results in the phenomenon known as the "swagtastic trio"
female 1- did you see Josh, Ryan, and Zach last night?

female 2- hell yeah they was lookin real fine..

female 1- they were so swagged out! i just wanted to drop my panties on site

female 2- we call that a swagtastic trio my dear, and yeah i wanted to drop 'em too
Swagtastic Trio by J*Hudd October 5, 2009

swagtastalastalicious

A combination of swag, fantastic, elastic, and delicious. Swag-tasta-lasta-licious. A word that can describe all your emotions of being excited, happy and amazed.
Omg did you see that unicorn jump over a child?! It was swagtastalastalicious!!

swagtastical 

Your dad picks up all the chicks because he's just so swagtastical.
swagtastical by zetaheart66 September 9, 2011

swagasmic 

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012
When your swag is so rediculously high, when people see you they pretty much cream their jeans out of a pure swagtastic experience.
dude i just walked by Megan" "So?" "She looked at me and had a swagasm right there" "That is soooo chill
Swagasm by Prendyy October 22, 2010