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One who ruins the meaning of swag and gets made fun of for it. Swagmire
That guy has no swag. He's such a swagmire
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An event or contest where one must prove their masculinity. (A portmanteau of "swagger" and "quagmire.")
The Superbowl party proved quite the swagmire for the members of the chess team.
by curtis x meyer December 08, 2010
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