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swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.
Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

Swaggeraid 

Swagger Aid (Adj.) - Style Help

1. Hanging with some with Excellent Swag/taste and it rubs off on you
2. Getting Objects (e.g. money) and changing up your swag

Stepping it up because of someone
Souljaboy was hanging out with lil B, so Souljaboys Swag Changed up

thats swaggeraid for real
Swaggeraid by Elfresh June 12, 2010

swaggerjacker 

A copycat, biter, or plagairizer. One who rips off song lyrics from another, particularly rap/hip hop lyrics. Term popularized by Harlem rapper Cameron "Cam'ron" Giles in refrence to Brooklyn rapper Sean "Jay-Z" Carter and his penchant for using lyrics by Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, Slick Rick, Rakim, and others. See the song "Swagger Jacker" by Cam'ron for more info.
"No wonder you retired, there's nothing left to steal from... swaggerjacker!" (Cam'ron)
swaggerjacker by NoFlo Alpo July 30, 2008

Crab Swaggering 

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Crab Swaggering by CysCys March 14, 2010

Swaggerwagon 

A metaphorical "wagon" full of swagger that, if tipped, will lead to great punishment.
That bitch tried to tip my swaggerwagon. I beat her ass before she could even come near it.

swaggerjacking 

Copycating done by a motherfucker (usually bitchmade) who has no original sense of style, genuine charisma, or game of their own, who in actuality tries to hide their lameness by copying the style of "fre$h"/popular individuals that he/she hates on the low. (orgin NYC)
That swaggerjacking ass nigger tried to hate on my whole style last week and this week u would of thought this bitchmade nigga my fucking twin!