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swaggymane

A TikToker that fell off

Her name is actually jada but she joined among us on November 14, 2020 on a cold winter night at approximately 8:27 pm. She had thought long and hard for good short usernames. “Swaggymane” had sparked into her head.

Jada had also made many dance videos but prior to COVID. But once it hit her she had realized that those so called “dancing videos” weren’t so pleasant. So she was quick to delete those cringe videos. Jada joined TikTok is early 2018, as of right now her old accounts are still up. She hopes to make it big on this platform to buy a Tesla for her and her family.

With a hilarious personality, only a couple friends, and a unique heart she hopes to go famous.
“Boy shut up” “a TikToker?” “Girl bye” “hi” “swaggymane??””
swaggymane by Swaggymane September 3, 2021

Swaggamentia 

The decomposition of your brain when you have so much swag that your brain deletes itself
You know Johnny?
The swagalious one?
Yeah, he’s so swagger that he’s got forgets everything!
Swaggamentia?
Yeah!
Swaggamentia by MF Girls April 20, 2021

Swagganaut 

An astronaut with swagger and a pocket full of YOLO's.
"Swagganaut James bounced around the moon dunes in a pimped out lunar rover - complete with satallite radio and a large dish."

Swaggasaurus Rex 

Tyrannosaurus Rex proportion level of swagger. Kingly swagger so abundant that it drips like Soul Glo.
Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: Girl that's Will. He's such a swaggasaurus rex!

Swaggamuffin 

Someone who wears the most hideous, trampiest clothes but still manages to pull off the look - like raggamuffin but with swag
Who wears ripped jeans and loafers together?
He does. It looks good on him though. What a swaggamuffin.
Swaggamuffin by TheSwaggermuffin November 26, 2010

Swangalang

The act of slapping the penis until it makes a 360 degree rotation. This can be done individually, through an immature prank, or by sexual request.
1. The man’s penis did a complete swangalang as he hit it out of boredom.

2. The football player swung his arm and swangalanged his fellow teammate while he wasn’t looking in the shower.

3. The man asked his wife to perform a swangalang while they were in the heat of passion.
Swangalang by Framulation April 4, 2019