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So you survived you advisor treating you like an ignorant skiver, lived through Gateway to Work - hey, you even gutted out being jammed in CETS for a large chunk of the year, but don't think that's the last thing New Deal have to throw at you like a brick. No, then they stick you in SEETEC for 13 weeks, where you are stuck doing all the same exercises you did on Gateway and at CETS once more for two out of the three hours you're supposed to be there, therefore meaning you can't actually apply for a job to get the hell out of there. They don't even increase your benefits for your duration this time.
Wait, I got through all the shit off my advisor, Gateway to Work AND six months at CETS, and you're sticking me in SEETEC where all that crap I already "learned" TWICE is regurgitated once more, despite being pointless and meaningless at this point?!?
SEETEC by OD Smith September 26, 2005
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Shetective 

1.noun - Shee-tek-tiv
Women who waste time investigating things they already know the answers to.

Instead of using known facts to make a decision, the investigation of the situations is more important. Sometimes leaving Shetectives in terrible relationships for months or years while they conduct their investigations.

Shetectives use investigative methods that they feel are ok because they are women, but would feel those methods are controlling or abusive if used by men.

Shetective investigate methods include but are not limited to:

~Waiting for time alone with your phone so that she can go through all contacts, texts, pictures and calls.

~Not knowing how to do anything on a computer but search your browser history.

~Revisiting old questions and conversations by pretending you have not discussed them to see if your answers were the same as last time.

~Manipulating you into checking your voicemail from a phone that captures all numbers keyed into it. Even the ones after the actual phone number. These extra numbers will contain your voicemail pin which she will identify and use to listen to your voicemail later or when you are asleep.
Shetective - I saw you having dinner with your ex. You said you were going to your moms house.

Shaggy - Wasn't me.

Shetective - I saw you kiss her.

Shaggy - Wasn't me.

Shetective - Ok. It was dark maybe it wasn't you. Lets go to bed. Here baby check your messages I think your mother called.

Later that evening at 2am.

Shetective - Wake your @$$ up!!!! Why is your ex leaving you voicemails about being pregnant!
Shetective by Blackncheese September 2, 2013
a woman with the ability to move in ways equivalent to a cheap drunken stripper.
"wow, that girl is a real svetich.
svetich by dgs585435643623456 February 1, 2009
A perfect girlfriend! Her personality matches perfect with somebody named Kristiyan!
Mad, happy and sad at the same time!
Mood changes may occur!!
Oh, I want a girl like Svetelina! You want a girl like Svetelina but your name is not Kristiyan!

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