Sussy Bala is the biggest chad you will ever find. He's the the most handsome, cute, and wonderful person you will ever meet. He has a strong pull game for girls and boys. If your crush even glances at him, its over. He's built different in everyway, he chugs down 95% alcohol on the daily.
Girl 1: Omg who's that cute boy over there??
Girl 2: GIRLLL, how do you not know that's Sussy Bala, let's go say hi!

*approaches the great sussy bala*

Sussy Bala: Hi
*girls feint out of his hotness*

Sussy Bala: I just have that affect on people you know.
by HiThereHaider October 1, 2021
Get the Sussy Bala mug.