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Surfside 7

The Surfside 7 describes the female population inhabiting the bar of the same name in Fort Collins, CO. Well known for its pizza, pervading urine smell and hideous girls, Surfside 7 is the bar of choice for angry lesbians, twiggy hipsters and aging punk rockers.

The Surfside 7 refers to the 1-10 attractiveness numbering system (where 1 = there-is-no-god ugliness and 10 = boner-inspiring perfect beauty), and can be summed up by the phrase, "Anywhere else she's a 4, but at Surfside, she's a 7."

The "7" can be replaced by other numbers as appropriate. For example, a decent looking girl (7 in daily life) would be a Surfside 10.
Patrick got too drunk and banged a Surfside 7.
Surfside 7 by Bronan the Barbarian! December 23, 2010

Surfside Beach 

1. n. Mecca for the old or elderly; 2. n. place where wannabe surfers come together and ride the not-really waves; 3. n. one of many beaches along the East Coast overrun by tourists.
Don and Susan love to travel to Surfside Beach for their yearly vacations. They also like to piss off other drivers by driving slow, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and not knowing where they're going.
Dreads always gets high during the summer in Surfside Beach with the expectation that the waves will be "killer." Unfortunately for him, they never are.
Ike and Ina love to take their 5 unruly kids with them on the treks across the country from their home in California to the already crowded shores of Surfside Beach!
Surfside Beach by ojeezleweez March 3, 2009
a surprise, usually involving head.
a reward for finding lost things.
a retarded mispelling of the word "surprise"
"hey babe, you find my cat and ill give you a surpsie."
surpsie by jazminni3 October 12, 2011

surfside trunk fuck

Having an anal foursome while on a shortboard with backwards trunks on with no lube While surfing surfside huntington beach, CA
Dude I pulled a surfside trunk fuck yesterday

(Sparks Joint)

Surfside Beach, South Carolina 

Wouldn’t this be the best place to escape to?

Tequila Surfside 

Tequila Surfside
Tequila Surfside is tequila ginger ale orange