she's so used to crack that when she gives a bj she tries to light your ballsack and smoke the spunk straight out
Had my first crackpipe suprise last night, This crack whore is crazy man she set my balls on fire and i spunked everywhere
by aidsriddledrob August 24, 2017
Chick: "Kobe totally raped me from behind. I didn't want to have sex with him. I'm calling the cops."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."
by poohbah May 19, 2006
when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench
joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis
by neez/roddie September 3, 2004
by ABloodyBrowneye November 23, 2007
You get really drunk and while a girl is hooking up you unbuckle her pants and eat her out and realize their is blood in your mouth and the girl says i am having my period and someone tells moe on you, and that was quiet a suprise to you
by B boy pany April 3, 2008
The phrase that is being said by your girlfriend's father when he caught you having sex that is illegal in seven states.
'Suprise motherfucker.'
by Suprisemuthafacker March 4, 2014
When in the middle of sexual relations, and panties start to come off. In the middle of this act, a foul odor has arisen out of nowhere. This my friends in tuna suprise.
Tim: So how did things go with Amber last night?
Chris: Well... things went alright until I headed down south.
Tim: What happended? Did she hit ya with the tuna suprise?
Chris: How did you know?
Tim: I fucked her last week.
Chris: Well... things went alright until I headed down south.
Tim: What happended? Did she hit ya with the tuna suprise?
Chris: How did you know?
Tim: I fucked her last week.
by Frazier September 3, 2006