Super Pirate 

Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.

I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!

Super Pirate by marshalb July 30, 2009

Super Angry Pirate 

An Angry Pirate is when you jizz in a chick's eye (any one), and kick her in the knee; causing he to cover her eye while hopping around on one leg. The covered eye represents an eye-patch, and the hopping represents a wooden/peg-leg. Thus creating an angry pirate.

A Super Angry Pirate, is when you cum on the chick's back, while she's in her slumber. Then place a bed-sheet on her back, and when she wakes up the sheet would be crust-stuck onto that bitch's back, representing the cape which Superman flies around in. Thus creating the Superman.

Now, put the two together.. Superman that hoe, then Angry Pirate her; thus creating a Super Angry Pirate! Now thats what I call a fucking Kodak Moment.
DMFRSM

Dudeeeeeee, when ______ fell asleep, I Super Angry Pirate'd that bitch!
AWESOME! What'd she do when she recovered!?
She cried for a bit, but I just kicked her in the knee again and told her to get the fuck back in the kitchen.
JSABTT20

Super Angry Pirate by dmf_btt April 9, 2008

SUPER cyborg pirate ninja jesus 

superman's powers mixed with cyborg pirate ninja jesus

THIS IS A JOB FOR SUPER CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS!!!

SUPER cyborg pirate ninja jesus by GUNDAMU December 11, 2011

super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom 

The most awesome title in the world.....there can only be one and until he resigns and passes the title on no one else can claim it....currently held by a one Mr. Andy Schmitt

yarrr I'm the best cuz im the super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom!!!!

super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom by super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom May 7, 2004

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp 

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.

Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"

Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!

Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp by DriftingNick April 6, 2010

SuperPirateCupcake 

A cupcake made from super pirates.

The pirates made some Superpiratecupcakes... they were delicious.

SuperPirateCupcake by Pecilia October 28, 2011