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Super Dew 

Super Dew was first introduced to the populace by a now-defunct website of the late nineties. The site's authors posted photos documenting the proper method for obtaining Super Dew (usually from a Taco Bell they frequented).

The substance is what comes out of a fountain drink machine after its carbonated water tap has been disabled. A thick, syrupy, ultra-caloric sap, Super Dew is only consumable in small amounts.
Ryan has not had a bowel movement since he drank Super Dew five years ago.

Mary drank Super Dew, broke the land speed record, and ran through a brick wall.
Super Dew by jedskim July 19, 2006

super dewey 

A ridicolously good looking man that seems perfect in every way but cant win the big one- An upstate NY slang term from Gov Tom Dewey- the man from the top of the wedding cake. Dewey had impecable credintials for president and was considered a shoe in but lost to Harry Truman
That Mitt Romney is a super dewey- he has it all but cant get what he wants
super dewey by ernie theurer March 10, 2008