Super Bowl LII 

FUCK YOU TOM BRADY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Big Dick Nick castrated Tom Brady live on national television during Super Bowl LII.

Super Bowl LII by BIGGERERBOI February 5, 2018

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl by Doombot October 21, 2003

Super-Bowl Decathalon 

A super-bowl decathalon is when a group of people smoke a bowl of weed at every college in at UCSC on the night before the super bowl. It is very important that for the activity to be designated as a super-bowl decathalon, the group must come to a stop at every college to smoke, rather than smoking while walking through the college. The group must also walk the entire distance as well as bring a football. The first decathalon to take place was on the night before super bowl XVIV between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. The group included Freshmen from Stevenson, Kresge, and College 8. The first super bowl decathalon started at Stevenson and ended at Oaks, lasting from 10:15 p.m to 2:30 a.m.

Q: What's goin' on?
A: DECATHALON!!!
Q:What?
A The Super-Bowl Decathalon dumb ass!

Super-Bowl Decathalon by Mr. Plant & Casanova February 7, 2010

taking the browns to the super bowl 

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

taking the browns to the super bowl by KRHimself July 24, 2004

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

Super Bowl Dick

Used to describe the penis of someone who's team just won the Super Bowl. Usually used while having celebratory sex after the big game.

Me (Packers fan): Yeah babe, suck on that Super Bowl Dick.

My Girlfriend (Bears fan): *Rolls eyes* and begrudgingly starts sucking.

Super Bowl Dick by packersfansbd March 16, 2011

STILLERS GANTHA SUPER BOWL 

Used by stiller fans when referring to their teams chances of going to the Game to win the Lombardi trophy

UrinatingTree: STILLERS GANTHA SUPER BOWL
Tom Grossi: You lost 31-0 to the rave..
UrinatingTree: I DONT CARE STILLERS GANTHA SUPER BOWL

STILLERS GANTHA SUPER BOWL by WWF Attitude November 22, 2021