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Any Star Trek geek with a uniform that is obligated to serve under your beck and call so that they can bask in their own, bemusing glory of 'serving as an officer.'

A huge suck-up to any figure of authority in the army, Star Trek, or any other Sci-Fi movie with a commanding officer.

Also known as "Wesley Crusher"
You: Aw, shiz, I left my cat outside in the freezin rain.

Super Ensign: I can do that! *jumps out window and into yard, comes back with cat*

You: Thanks, ensign.

Super Ensign: *squee*
by fritobaggins February 05, 2011
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