Sunumabish

A replacement for the universally used "son of a bitch", only this word is only used by Drunks, Nathan Ratliff, and Drunk Nathan Ratliffs.

1. Noun.
A disagreeable, unthoughtful, or unreasonable person.
2. Noun.
A unpleasant or disagreeable chore or event.
3. Interjection.
Used as an exclamation of suprise, disgust, joy, hatred, the full spectrum of emotions really.
4. Exclamation.
Used to mean either yes or no depending on the word's cadence and emphasis.
Sun-um-a-bish means yes, while
SUN-uma-BISH means no.

1. That sunumabish took my damn whiskey.
2. This wedding is a real sunumabish.
3. (In suprise) SUNUMABISHES SCARED THE BAHJEEZUS OUTTA ME.
(In joy) SUNUMABISH! YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND!
(In sorrow) Sunumabish, we have to sell the front door.
(In disgust) Sunumabish! You nasty.
(In anger) Sunumabish! You makin' fun of the way I say sunumabish?
(In pain) Sunumabish! I nailed my pinky to the tree house.
(In sickness) Sunumabish! I musta got the damn swine flu.
(And in health) Sunumabish! I gotta go to work now.
4. (Preacher) Do you take Jinny to be your lawfully wedded wife.
(You after reading this stupid entry) Sun-um-a-bish, or SUN-uma-BISH. (Depends on the kind of person you are)

by TheSuperDash December 7, 2016