A rare species of badger found in the ancient British woodland, an unusually dirty species with a rotund snout and a penchant for blackberry's. His mating season is an exercise in frustration and futility due to his unfortunate features. During the mating season Sunils are often found copulating with flowering shrubs mistaking them for female badgers. The characteristic clicking during copulation can be heard throughout the forest often accompanied by a violent shril bleeting; reminiscent of a bumgasm.
The mating ritual can last in excess of 48hrs due to the Sunhils flamboyant and arrogant displays. He often freezes during intercourse especially if he catches his reflection in nearby puddles resulting in spontaneous ejaculation having been overcome by badgery ecstasy.
The dirty sunil badger should be approached with caution especially if acompanied by young children due to his somewhat perculiar and dangerous compulsion to assume the role of a Mighty Duck...and mount them.
The mating ritual can last in excess of 48hrs due to the Sunhils flamboyant and arrogant displays. He often freezes during intercourse especially if he catches his reflection in nearby puddles resulting in spontaneous ejaculation having been overcome by badgery ecstasy.
The dirty sunil badger should be approached with caution especially if acompanied by young children due to his somewhat perculiar and dangerous compulsion to assume the role of a Mighty Duck...and mount them.
Sunil (Bagie rectimus):
"Darling, that damn sunil badger has ravaged my flowering shrubs with his naughty little bottom...again!"
"Mummy that dirty badger just wee'd milk on my face...can we keep him?"
"Darling, that damn sunil badger has ravaged my flowering shrubs with his naughty little bottom...again!"
"Mummy that dirty badger just wee'd milk on my face...can we keep him?"
by Sunil sponsors January 14, 2009
A Nandu Sunil is a sigma male who drinks more chaaya than most people. Nandu has a very specific humour sense. This is truly a Nandu of all time. He hates polyamory and monogamy and social media. He makes good music and is a stock braker or some shiz. If you have a Nandu in life, keep it.
Quotes- "Life is a race, and you are a racist. Life is a game. This is truly one of the sentences of all time. We live in a society."
Quotes- "Life is a race, and you are a racist. Life is a game. This is truly one of the sentences of all time. We live in a society."
by Nsgscshsshs July 16, 2022
by brownmorpheus January 27, 2022
"Last night the missus wanted anal, so I loosened her up by giving her a sunil".
"Your missus got suniled".
"You got suniled".
"Your missus got suniled".
"You got suniled".
by Combatwombat1027 December 9, 2021
the most perfect person to step foot on this planet. Ethereal, absolutely beautiful. honestly the sweetest and most amazingest person I've ever met. I love her so much. I hope that she realises how amaizng she is and how much her existence has influenced me for the better and how she's help lift the biggest burdens from my back. hope we share chips at school again and have staring contests <3
by lallalalalaland November 21, 2021