Person 1 "isn't joe acting funny today?"
Person2"yea like a real bitch"
Person 1 "yea he is a real cunt in sunglasses today"
Person2"yea like a real bitch"
Person 1 "yea he is a real cunt in sunglasses today"
by Cockterdoctor December 2, 2014
by dog toy May 13, 2010
When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.
Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.
Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!
Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!
by UrbanDictionaryJimmy February 1, 2018
Performed only during the winter, the sexual act of ejaculating into someone's eyes and then kicking them outside into the snow, causing the jizz to freeze over their eyes.
by A cold blind fool March 17, 2010
Dutch sunglasses is another name for Arabian Sunglasses.
Where the fella rests his ball bag upon the ladies eye sockets during the act of oral love.
Where the fella rests his ball bag upon the ladies eye sockets during the act of oral love.
Woman - wha happen, who turned the lights out!
Man - No darling the lights are still on I've just popped your dutch sunglasses on whilst i have a breather
Man - No darling the lights are still on I've just popped your dutch sunglasses on whilst i have a breather
by Robertsione February 27, 2007
A derivative of the better-known "Arabian Goggles", in which the skin of the perpetrator's nut sack is pulled down over the victim's eyes far enough that the victim is able to just barely see light through it.
by Thousand June 6, 2005
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