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SundaySleep 

Sleeping excessively into Sunday afternoon due to the fact that you stayed up all of Saturday night playing WoW, partying, hanging out, or just masturbating cuz nobody called...

Usually prolonged until roughly 3:00 p.pm.

Usually followed by a rush of last-minute Sunday night home-work, and eating cereal for dinner.... or dinner for "breakfast"
1. "DUUUDE! That party was so awesome! It's already 4 a.m.! We have a huge project to do today!"

"Dude fuck that. I'm SundaySleeping."
SundaySleep by fatSunday May 9, 2010
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Sunday Sleep-In Rule

The law that proclaims that all people are forbidden from sleeping in past 9:00 AM on a Sunday. Despite the fact that people often stay up very late on Saturday, they are not to sleep in on Sunday to catch up on their rest. The reason for this is if one sleeps until 1:00 PM on Sunday they will likely not be able to fall asleep until a minimum of 12-14 hours later - meaning that they will then be very overtired for an early Monday morning of work.
1: Man, that's like your fourth cup of coffee this morning!

2: Yeah, I didn't get nearly enough sleep last night...

1: Really, why?

2: I slept in until 12:30 PM yesterday and then couldn't fall asleep until 2:30... then I had to get up a quarter past 6.

1: Ouch. Well, that's what you get for violating the Sunday Sleep-In Rule.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026