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Guy 1: Dude i hate the sun

Guy 2: Why? We would literally die without it.

Guy 1: I know, but i can't see my CSGO properly and my mom makes me keep the blinds open

Guy 2: We're not friends anymore
by fufck September 30, 2015
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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by monkeymae July 22, 2011
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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to put someone down
Mike he siad that u is mad ugly he sunned you!
by Navy June 27, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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its bright
dam that sun is bright
by lord qazwsx July 28, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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a grossly incandescent star that must be praised.
by SoGrosslyIncandescent February 18, 2014
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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A super huge burning star in space
via giphy
by Super moon is boss November 17, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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I opened up her beef curtains to reveal the bright and shiny sun, glimmering in all its majesty.
by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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