Sumner's are grangorgeous girls who frolic with gnomes in magical rain-forests in the mountains of Saskatchewan and devour the souls of oompa loompas. She has the ability to turn anything she touches into instant pixie dust; which when snorted makes you shrink 1.337 inches exactly. Sumner's also carry a scent of Uberpixel, which is concocted from Smurf toes, Muppet fuzz, and leftover Lamb Chop hand puppets which when combined smell like Jesus with a hint of chocolate.
"I was on 'The Price Is Right' last week but Drew Carey threw me off stage when I accidentally quoted a Sumner for $50,000,000.. when the correct amount was priceless."
by SoLo13188 February 08, 2010
That guy at school that everyone wants to get with guys girls even teachers
he is just so sexy and fucking boss
you cant ever fucking touch that kid
Sumner is such a fucking man love i just want to coress
by Sumner Williams December 13, 2007
A small, but groing, suburban town in southern/mid-southern Washinton State...USA
I was in Sumner last weekend... It kinda sucked!
by Grrawrizzilla June 11, 2008
Gordon Sumner is the legendary frontman of the band the police
Yo dude, Gordon Sumner and the Police rock!
by jacobc September 09, 2006
Sumners a girl who's sporty and sweet. She is loved by everyone around her and all of the boys want her. She doesn't need to make milkshakes for the boys to come to her yard. She had long legs. Usually she has brown hair and colourful green eyes. She's not super tan but she has freckles. She's beautiful, averagely smart and great in bed.

Boy 1: "we all love Sumner"
Boy 2: "yeah I want to make love with her"

Boy 3: "she's so hot!!!!"
Wow Sumner is soo sexy!
by Windowcurtain June 26, 2014

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