The shittiest school in Washington state. It is filled with sluts, jerks, niggz, ugly, beautiful, crackers, goth, emo, scene, posers, sk8ers, and best of all ASIANS!! This school is the largest place for Goths, Emos, Scene kids to be. The teachers are assholes and the Assistant Princables smoke crack. Only a few people are cool. No one is the most popular at this school.
"I go to Sumner High School!" - Jane
"Are you an asian?" - Mark
"No." - Jane
"Then you aren't cool." - Mark
"Konnichiwa." - Kyla.
"Konnichiwa!" - Erick.
"Oh asians, let's be friends with them so everyone will like us!" - New kid.
"Okay!" - Other new kid.
"Are you an asian?" - Mark
"No." - Jane
"Then you aren't cool." - Mark
"Konnichiwa." - Kyla.
"Konnichiwa!" - Erick.
"Oh asians, let's be friends with them so everyone will like us!" - New kid.
"Okay!" - Other new kid.
by JennyJealousyy March 14, 2009
While in sexual intercourse with your male partner, run at him as fast as you can ramming him in the ass yelling, "Ten Points Gryffindor!" then ejaculating in ones belly button.
Man 1: Here I come Sumner Hinch!
Man 2: Ugggggh!
Man 1: Ten Points Gryffindor!
*pffft* ejaculates in belly button
Man 2: Ugggggh!
Man 1: Ten Points Gryffindor!
*pffft* ejaculates in belly button
by sargent ass March 13, 2012
Bitch ass that no one likes! He’s so ugly and gets the ugliest girls and think he’s so cool. He is weak asf and can’t play any sports. Sumner is the kid that you would love to just punch in the face.
by Big fox November 7, 2019
That one very dusty disgusting flat lip boy that no one wants to be friends with. Sumners are a very rare breed of human to find If you see one stay 60 feet away and keep your distance. He will, I repeat WILL try to flit with you if he does then run away. Sumners are very slow. Both mentally and physically
Girl: hey did you see the Sumner on the animal Planet, they found one right in our school
Boy: oh you mean the flat lip dusty boy with dirty blonde hair
Girl: yeah
Boy: Ew he grabbed my butt and started screaming like a dinosaur
Girl: classic Sumner
Boy: oh you mean the flat lip dusty boy with dirty blonde hair
Girl: yeah
Boy: Ew he grabbed my butt and started screaming like a dinosaur
Girl: classic Sumner
by Killerhuskywolf November 22, 2019
The most perfectist person ever. She’s my little vampire, my tiny tes, and my everything. 🥺❤️ I love you 🦞❤️💍🦑
by MattyTheLobster July 28, 2021