"Is that Sultan?" -"Yeah, Can't you tell by the herpes on his face?"
"There is Sultan. He cried when he went to jail after losing his visa status. They put him in a cell with Hayawan, or Animal..Thats why people who are already stupid should not smoke weed as it gets to their head and ruins their lives."
"Sultan, stop making a million excuses and take some responsibility for once in your life! And you are a waste of life".
Origin: Millions tuned in as Farouk Sultan, head of the election commission prepared to read out the results of Egypt's presidential run-off. Tension built amongst anxious Egyptians to find out who would become the nation's first democratically elected president. However Sultan settled down with a tome of papers to demonstrate how democratically thorough the election commission had been. Sultan’s address lasted an hour while the part the masses wanted to hear (i.e., and the winner is) lasted less than three minutes.
Unless your idea of a good time is sniffing glue under the bridge or hanging out in the freezing cold rain, it is an extremely boring place to live.
Bob: Where the hell is that?
Jane: So, where are you from?