Sulkaholic

The condition of a person who is sulky, tends to mope around, and hangs around in bars. This person will drink until they can't feel, or simply fall asleep at the table.

Bartender: Oh man..... Jim is back.
Patron: What's wrong with Jim?
Bartender: Oh, he's a sulkaholic. He stinks up the place.

Sulkaholic by Slobber Pirate December 28, 2009

surfaholic

Addicted to web surfing. As I am.

Also works for wave surfing!

My name is Bob, and I am a surfaholic.

I just surfed for seven hours nonstop. I believe this qualifies me as a chronic surfaholic.

surfaholic by smiami March 14, 2009

Selfaholic 

That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.

Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"

Selfaholic by GrouchVaude September 12, 2014

stalkaholic

someone who is addicted to stalking,whether it is a celebrity, former boyfriend/girlfriend, or animal; a way of saying someone is obsessed about something

"I want to know what color Jon Walker's toilet is."

"You're such a stalkaholic, Jenny!"

stalkaholic by Natalie Disco April 6, 2007

Salsaholic 

It specifically targets someone who dances salsa. Someone who is a salsaholic generally dances 5-7 days a week; thinks about dancing all the time; does body movement whilst sitting down; does various basic steps and/or shines whilst standing.

The dance styles which a salsaholic can be involved in is not restricted to salsa, it extends to other forms of street latin such as; Bachata, Puerto Rican Cha Cha, and Merengue. They also might wish to let loose with Reggaeton and Brazillian Samba. Some other types of dance are become increasingly popular throughout the salsaholic community such as: Zouk and Kizomba.

You dance salsa 7 days a week? You're a salsaholic!

Salsaholic by yeders April 16, 2008

sugaholic 

Someone who is addicted to sugar/sugary foods.

Ben is a sugaholic.

sugaholic by kr1ppl3r March 11, 2009

Slutaholics Anonymous 

A group, kind of like alcoholics anonymous, but for sluts, where they can share their feelings and slutty experiences.

Person A: Dude where have you been the last 3 hours
Person B: Calm yo' tits, I was just at Slutaholics Anonymous.

Slutaholics Anonymous by comeatmebro1234 April 27, 2011