Uncle Sugar

The strange uncle in your family who goes around giving birth control to all the

women.

Uncle Sugar: Merry Christmas! I have something special for you!

Emily: Looks like it's birth control... again... ummm, thanks Uncle Sugar?

Uncle Sugar: Anything for you hun, now you can let that libido of yours run

wild!

by Laleph January 25, 2014

Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook

Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.

Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!

by ImperialFleet1 August 29, 2009