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commit sudoku 

A deliberate misspelling of "seppuku" — the samurai ritual of suicide by disembowelment. The misspelling removes the direct reference to suicide, replacing it with the name of a popular and frustrating number puzzle.
I have brought great shame to my brethren. I must now commit sudoku.
commit sudoku by alpoer January 6, 2015
Related Words
Sudeo sude sudoku Sudeep Sudo Sudenaz Sudem sudopoo sideout sudeepti

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.
Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.

sudo rm -rf / 

Pranksters on a bunch of internet forums will tell uninformed computer users to type this into the Terminal to fix their computer problems. Once these poor bastards hit the return key and type in their password the system starts erasing everything on the hard drive. This command is only for use with Un*x-like operating systems (Mac, Linux, and BSD but not Windows.) The Windows version of this command is 'format c:'
Uninformed User- "Hey I need help with something."
Troll -"Type 'sudo rm -rf /' into the Terminal and hit return, and then enter your password"
Uninformed User- "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?"
sudo rm -rf / by StumpfTheDrumpf September 5, 2011
Turkish name. Definition pure and white and clean. Very funny person to be around. These girls can be very pretty and weird in a great way. Everyone wants to be around this person. Can be left out sometimes but does fine and never gives up. Very adveterous and brave.
Friend: you are such good person to have in my life.
Sude: aww thanks.🙂
It's a popular Japanese math game commonly found in newspapers and publications with related games (crosswords, etc.)

On online message boards, particularly 4chan's /v/, people mix the word for Japanese ritual suicide, "seppuku," with "sudoku." The typo has since spread and became adopted in a similar fashion to "pwn" in regards to "own."
"If you seriously gave EA your money for that piece of sh*t you should just commit sudoku."
Sudoku by Synchronous Failure July 30, 2012
The quality of having high morals and being extremely intelligent. Such people don't study at all but still somehow get good marks and are extremely political in dealing with situations.
He is not Sudesh enough.
sudesh by X_anon6969 September 2, 2018