Suckemoto 

A word deriving from the Samurai of ancient feudal Japan. Upon becoming impaled on an enemy’s spear or sword, the dying warrior would call out “Suckemoto” before slumping to the ground. The literal translation is “……..well that sucks!!”

Contexts for modern day usage:

Upon stepping in dog crap

Upon discovering that your partner has been sleeping with your best friend

After falling off one’s skateboard and impaling one’s hand upon a metal spike

Suckemoto by Vinnie "The Cucumber" Mancini August 13, 2004

SureMotor1208 

The most amazing and beautiful Redditor to ever live and breath the air we do

I love SureMotor1208 and everything she posts

SureMotor1208 by dogcrappa June 21, 2022

suckamothafucka 

a scream you let out when something is so painful that you cannot evensplit a word up

slipped one ice landed on my back and screamed suckamothafucka

suckamothafucka by uttackle71 December 7, 2006

Suckmook 

N. Person or thing that is extremely lucky, and that luck just screwed you over. also see Negro-Summoner.

Rob: I think I'm gonna ask jenni out after school.
Jim: Dude, she just asked me out during 3rd period.
Rob: You fucking Suckmook.

Suckmook by William. September 2, 2006

suckemoff 

The act of placing not just one, but both testicles in your mouth. Also a substitute for goodbye, or as a general insult.

Hey kook, suckemoff!

Hey there pal, won't ya suckemoff?

Suckemoff!

suckemoff by Fred Steplin November 23, 2010

Suckmytoes 

Suckmytoes is a comeback for assholes who need to fucking chill bc there noobs

Person: ur a noob
You: suckmytoes bitch
Person:what’s that mean

You: it’s for assholes like u that need to chill

Suckmytoes by Suckmytoes January 16, 2019

suckeroonie 

suckin the dangle weiner for 5-10+ to get all the residual sperm out before raw dogging a hoe

"yo you know precum can get a bitch preg right" "Thats why you get a quick suckeroonie."

suckeroonie by Vag-Slayer7000 October 17, 2017