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A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.
"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."
#suck #today's #dick #pineapple #express
by Cory Lendon August 06, 2008
To take a massive rip out the bong (LUX Scientific or whatever you have) for the first time each day. Every day
yo, what time is it?

TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK!!!!!
#smoking #wake and bake #bong #pot #weed #smoke
by All Day Every Day October 30, 2008
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