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Styroned 

The fine art of approaching random people in public with the intent of accomplishing ones personal goal but rather pissing off everyone around.

On the receiving end of one's "Pissed off-ness'

The undeniable attempt to talk to someone who immediately tells you to fuck off and die.
"I approached the gate agent to ask a questions she Styroned me"
Styroned by ricsne2010 January 12, 2020
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Styroned 

When one orders shots and a bunch of drinks for everyone and then wants everyone to chip in for everything he ordered.
We went out drinking with Taylor and I got Styroned into paying for a lot of the tab!!
Styroned by Googagalunga February 6, 2008
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a common word used to inform your friends of how blunted you are. normally ( not always) used in conjunction with smoking chronic mary jane.
dude, these weed is so bomb, on a scale of 1 to 10, i'm fucking stroned.
Stroned by whitewidowmonster May 1, 2009
The effect of smoking marijuana or chopping wood. A person becomes "stroned" when they have smoked themselves nearly retarded. Way past high!
We all got stroned and masturbated together. I guess we were way too high. That was weird.
Stroned by Fester Festrian July 7, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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