stutarded

1) A word created by me when I was watching that Taco Bell commercial where the smush the words together. Combination of stupid and retarded.

"This taco is smunchy, you know soft-melty-crunchy."

"This commercial is stutarded"

stutarded by Scott E Johnson November 3, 2006

Stutarded

the combination of stupid and retarded; a stupid retarded person

Hey Syd, you're stutarded

Stutarded by superdirtydave August 19, 2008

skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

smatarded by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011

Sextarded

Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.

My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!

Sextarded by Sextarded March 25, 2009

slutarded 

Over zealous sexual appetite, low self esteem and the inability to keep one’s legs closed leads to poor decision making and inevitable hook-ups with douche bags.

She got syphillis from being so slutarded.

slutarded by FireBox June 27, 2006

stuarted 

When an annoying person overly uses a moviebit, phrase, impersonation, or action of some sort. It will then be unusable for future reference.

"I feel the need for speed!" Sorry can't use that quote, it's already been Stuarted.

stuarted by dino9401 November 2, 2009