|1.||Stupid Penis Syndrome|
The tendency of drunken men who eat excessively spicy foods (etc. Suicide Ghost Wings), then proceed to the urinal and touch their penis before washing their hands, thus causing a burning sensation for an extended period of time.
Guy- "Wow my dick burns, screw peeing after habanero wings"
Girl- "You did it again? didn't we warn you? You must have Stupid Penis Syndrome!"