Stunchied

To have the munchies after smoking marijuana but not actually have anything to munch and no way, bar a long long walk to the nearest all night petrol station, of getting any munch.

Dude #1: Hey man, last night we smoked some grade A shit last night!!

Dude #2: You get the munchies, man?

Dude #1: Worse. We got totally Stunchied dude, almost ate my cat in desperation!!

Stunchied by fr33b5 November 3, 2009

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015

Stunzied

The modified version of deez nuts in reverse. (Stunzeed) It means to feel excited about deez nuts.

Mary: I'm feeling stunzied right now.
Barbara: Huh?
Mary: It means to want deez nuts
Barbara: Wtf is "deez nuts"
Mary: 🤦

Stunzied by BOB_THE_POT_MS December 18, 2021

stonched 

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

stonched by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

Smunchies

The munchies after sex

Man that was fun, but now i got the smunchies real bad!

Smunchies by asanovic June 11, 2009

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

Spunched up by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Sunchies 

aka the sex munchies. The feeling of intense hunger one gets after a sexual encounter. To have a case of the sunchies one must usually preform for long periods of time or in physically draining positions. The only cure is immediate food intake.

My girlfriend wanted to cuddle after sex but I told her my sunchies were too bad. She made me some food in hope that I would stop whining about starving to death.

Sunchies by Mavymav February 25, 2011