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A large emotius cuntius, the largest in the family in fact. Standing at a tall 6"3 and weighing in at anywhere between 100 and 200 pounds, he is liable to listen to bands such as suicide silence, trivium, torsofuck, sylosis etc. he can often be found lying on danielles floor while his friends suck each others face. Partial to some of the forbidden fruit lying in the garden of those less than sixteen. However, he is loved by many.
Guy 1"Wow, does that guy only have one hoody?"
Guy2"Yeah, he is such a Stubawl"
Stubawl by condommer December 10, 2011
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America's Next Favorite Pastime. A psuedo sport invented by seven sorta athletes. It's popularity has grown in size tremedously. The main focus of Stuball is fun and friendship. Teams compete for the fusion cup each year.
What are you doing on sunday?
uh...stuball what else.
Stuball by MERKUMBER May 21, 2010
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Stuball is a hand sewn four-panel cloth cat toy ball, which includes a four inch nylon tail in its construction. The panels are made of fleece, which creates the purrfect surface for cat claw activity.

The reason Stuball was invented was to help a couple of slightly pudgy indoor cats get some exercise that they wouldn’t have otherwise initiated on their own.

They had no idea they were creating the greatest cat toy known to kitties!
The Stuball is my cats favorite toy.
Stuball by Bobshortarm October 26, 2011
A hairy,yet hairless beast that resides in Queens NY. Although often heard yelling and screaming at his computer,he is rarely seen in daylight since he rises quite early to make a living. Also known as stu-bacca, he may be spotted on the East end of Long Island, jet skiing or In florida looking up old ladies dresses.
If you see or know a STUBALL, contact AR
stuball by JAKKED December 24, 2008
5'11"-6' white dude who weighs in at about 204-208 lbs. His friends are his world. Patriotic, but hates politicians. Enjoys eating, sleeping, going to youth group, eating BBQ, calling people DOOSHES, and will beat the crap out of you if you piss him off. He has 5 speeds. 1)Park. 2)Walk. 3)Jog. 4)Run. 5) OH CRAP, you better hope you're more scared of me than I am pissed off at you! He is a nice guy who hates annoying people, and wants Jenny to make him a sandwich. Also, very hungry.
(Random Dude): Who are you, and why are you so weird?
(Me): I'm the Stuball, DOOSH! If you don't like it, then too bad for you. Now go make me a sandwich!
Stuball by The Stuball December 17, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026