a very kind boy that is drippy, and knows how to fight. hes usually in deadly gangs and always getting motion. Stuart will always keep his thing on him and he won't back down from a fight. watch out cause he just might take your bitch!!! Stuarts are tall, light skinned, muscular, smart, and always having fun. He will eventually go to the nba
DAMN stuart looks so good today thats my fav person fr
by chicken cramps May 4, 2023
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-A tall, skinny white boy, usually really annoying and over-sensitive.
-No one likes him but he tries to hangout with them anyways.
-Tall dangly skinny white boy with a 3 inch pee-pee.
-Usually friends with a very white-black person.
-His girlfriends get tired of him, but
stick around so as not to hurt his feelings.
-usually depressed, and dresses skater
girl #1-"Omg stuart is so hot!"

girl #2-"Thats what I thought until he pushed his hair back
and you could actually see his face"

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Stuart- "dude, some chick wants to fuck me!"

Girl #2-"hahahahahahahaha ha!!!"
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A midle aged man that akwardly hangs out with his children in obscure ways. A Stuart usualy is eaisily entertained and commonly has nothing else to do.
"my dad is such a stuart he coached my soccer game!"

"that kids dad is such a stuart."
by nerpy October 29, 2007
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texting or sexting girls who obviously do not like you and that also think that your a twat when your clearly homosexual
stuart love's stuarting
by ywenda October 14, 2011
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A dirty cock goblin, that loves having sexual relations with very close family members.
There once was a dirty kid that was a stuart.
by billy ricky james January 21, 2010
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greasy, mop headed, probably a virgin, very pale white and can rarely be seen outdoors
by Notawallpuncher January 4, 2019
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