Man he hit that ball with a lot of strumph! Or I like George St. Pierre because he hits with strumph.
by JC Show August 19, 2011
To say something embarrassing in a crowed area, but just as you are saying it everybody goes quite thus hearing what you just said resulting in awkward looks and judging.
"I had such a bad strumph in class today"
"John strumphed so bad today when he was telling us about his hairy butt
"John strumphed so bad today when he was telling us about his hairy butt
by goprogillen April 06, 2015
This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.
by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017