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1.
A gender confused hipster born after '81 who thinks the strokes are an indie band with a creative voice and/or catchy "hooks".
Let's get off of Bedford Ave and away from Anna Maria Pizza, it smells like Stroketards.
by hornos de microondas March 14, 2009
 
2.
A person who has had a stroke and has become a touch retarded.
Erica Smith has become a stroketard since her accident...
by juggling_my_identity October 15, 2008